Some Fun Stuff that's NEVER been published
by Rick Walton
Bulrovia is a small, but really weird country wedged between Norway and Zimbabwe. From this country have come some of the strangest folk tales and most ridiculous nonsense ever created by living creatures, such as:
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All the Wild Months
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Claws
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Field of Toothpicks
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I Like to Sit on the Sun in the Dark, Staring at the Moon
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King Jack and Cinderjill
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Little Big Mouth's Coat
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Little Mrs. Bignose
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Louie Loses His Mind
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The Magic Turnip
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Missus Rooster and Mister Hen
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The Old, Old Man and the Huge, Huge Duck
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Sir Gammer Vans
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The Sky Is Falling
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The Story of Bibbity
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The Story of the Three Bores
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The Story of the Three Little Bigs
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The Three Billion Goats Gruff
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Toaster Tales
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The Town House and the Country House
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Turpie and the Crows
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The Two Little Sisters Who Were Brothers
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The Whisper Who Would Not Go
Bulrovia's long history of storytelling has led to the development of a very successful community of writers. From this community have come some wonderful stories. Here you will find some of them:
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Alexandra and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Lunch
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Fright Train
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How Much Is One?
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Love You For Dinner
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Too Much Is a Million!
Once you start reading these, you won't be able to quit!
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When This Story Is Through, the Cat Will Eat You
The twenty-two riddle books I've written are the tip of the iceberg. Here are some of the other riddles I've written:
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A Hidden Riddle For You
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The Hidden Riddle Riddle Book
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What's the Difference Between a Frog and a Prince
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The Wizard of Guffaws
The two poetry books I've written are the tip of an even bigger iceberg. Here are some collections of other poetry I've written:
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Bentley Out of Shape: A Collection of Clerihews"
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Loku: really bad haiku
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Silly Poems
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A Bridge in the Family
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A Bridge in the Family--Part Two
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The Defense of Camelot
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Door-ks
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Oops
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Pounding the Prince
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The Seige of Camelot
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The Smoke-Free Skies of Wawa
All of my writing is fun. Much of what I write is done just for fun. Here's some of that:
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Conversation
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Microstories: A collection of very, very short stories
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Stars and Their Unintentional Sequels
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Where Did All the Elephants Come From?
Rick is a horrible artist, but there's one thing he can draw well--stick worms.
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Worm Turns
And there are other things Rick can create.
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- The Invisible Mime
- The Translucent Statue
Picture Credits
Original bunny climbing rope picture by Paige Miglio (copyright 2000 ©) from One More Bunny authored by Rick Walton.
Original purple monster picture by Renee Williams-Andriani (copyright 1998 ©) from Really, Really Bad School Jokes authored by Rick Walton.
Original bullfrog seated picture by Chris McAllister (copyright 1999 ©) from Bullfrog Pops! authored by Rick Walton.
Electronic modifications by Ann Walton.
Last updated: October 26, 2002
Copyright 1997 © Rick Walton. All rights reserved.
